C. Spot Runs

C. Spot Runs

CHILD:ย “See Spot run. Spot runs fast.”

UNIVERSITY STUDENT: “C. Spot runs. No wait! B.”

POLITICIAN:ย “Spot is running against me? But voters love dogs…”

SALESPERSON:ย “Running? Spot, see what this car can do for your commute.”

MARKETER:ย “See how Spot increased his walking speed by 400%.”

HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER:ย “Spot: Run like the wind.”

H.R:ย “I see on Spot’s LinkedIn profile that “running’ is his only skill. He does have 500 endorsements though.”

I.T:ย “See, Spot is running Windows 8. That’s the problem.”

PSYCHIATRIST:ย “Why are you running, Spot? Let’s walk together. Through your childhood.”

TEACHER:ย “Don’t let me see you running in the halls, Spot!”

COMEDIAN:ย “What’s Spot running from anyway? His drinking problem?”

REPORTER:ย “See Spot, allegedly rabid dog, chase after elderly white male.”

DRUG DEALER:ย “I don’t see why Spot ran. Was he holding?”

POLICE OFFICER:ย “Spot ran when he saw us. We were justified in our use of force.”

LAWYER:ย “In Spot’s defence, he was merely jogging.”

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Cages

Cages

 

If they cut your harness, I hope that you still climb.
If they tie your watch’s hands, I trust you’ll find the time.
And if they throw stones, you must have strength enough to be kind.

Stay standing, because only the audience sits.
People can only put you in a cage
If you’re small enough to fit.

 

Haiku Poems

Metro Pigeon

Bird boarding subway

Youโ€™ve wings that we don’t to spread

Why ride beside us?

Red, White and Blue

ย Pen bled blue for you

Now red scars on white drown blue

Scribbled on the page

Dry Well

ย The well has run dry

This empty cup of coffee

It begs to be filled

Guest of the Sky

ย When will the sun rise?

Visits of its volition

Man can’t force the hour