CHILD:ย “See Spot run. Spot runs fast.”
UNIVERSITY STUDENT: “C. Spot runs. No wait! B.”
POLITICIAN:ย “Spot is running against me? But voters love dogs…”
SALESPERSON:ย “Running? Spot, see what this car can do for your commute.”
MARKETER:ย “See how Spot increased his walking speed by 400%.”
HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER:ย “Spot: Run like the wind.”
H.R:ย “I see on Spot’s LinkedIn profile that “running’ is his only skill. He does have 500 endorsements though.”
I.T:ย “See, Spot is running Windows 8. That’s the problem.”
PSYCHIATRIST:ย “Why are you running, Spot? Let’s walk together. Through your childhood.”
TEACHER:ย “Don’t let me see you running in the halls, Spot!”
COMEDIAN:ย “What’s Spot running from anyway? His drinking problem?”
REPORTER:ย “See Spot, allegedly rabid dog, chase after elderly white male.”
DRUG DEALER:ย “I don’t see why Spot ran. Was he holding?”
POLICE OFFICER:ย “Spot ran when he saw us. We were justified in our use of force.”
LAWYER:ย “In Spot’s defence, he was merely jogging.”